Me: How the hell did you get in here?!
Random Asian Kid (RAK): I teleported through a single portal found three kilometers outside of a rift created in the space/time continuum, which led me to the fifth dimension, and....
Cat: Meow.
RAK: ....it was filled with those! (Runs out of house screaming)
Me: What the hell was that?
Cat: Meow.
Me: Seriously. Probably drugs.
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: No. I ate all the tuna stir-fry. Why?
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