Cat Replacements

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Optimus Mike: It's you and me, Megacat... 
Megacat: No, it's just ME, Mike! 
Optimus Mike: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall roll over and get a belly scratch! 
Megacat: You still fight for the the furniture to not be scratched up! That is why you lose!










Caito: Don't you want to take a leap of faith off this sofa? Or become an old cat, filled with regret, waiting to get run over alone! 










Young Callie: So what? 
Young Mikoah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you to be my cat. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day being lazy around the house. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? You won't be alive, but what's it look like? If it's with her, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again or something. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out. 
Young Callie: What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt by my sharp claws. 
Young Mikoah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what she wants, what your fellow cats want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT? 
Young Callie: It's not that simple and stuff. 
Young Mikoah: What... do... you... want? Whaddaya want, Catimelious Johannesburthtin? 
Young Callie: I have to go now, faggot. 




  
Tyler Kidden: All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I meow like you wanna meow, I purr like you wanna purr, I am quick, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are bound by rational thought.






Catwoman: My mother warned me about getting into litter boxes with strange men. 
Catman: This isn't a litter box.