Me: Hey Cat. Happy valentines day.
Cat: Meow. Meow meow meow meow.
Me: Aw. Cat, you didn't have to get me anything.
(-Cat leads Mike to the other side of the room. A piece of poop lays on the floor-)
Me: Cat!?
(-Cat runs away-)
Me: Yeah. Right. Happy valentines day my ass.
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