Me: Dude. I hate my neighbor so much. I wish someone would just kill him.
(Knock Knock)
Me: Hold on. (opens door) Yes officer?
Officer of teh Law: Yes. We just found your neighbor scratched to death by cat claws. We're just informing people in the area to be aware of these dangers.
Me: Holy shit.
Cat: Meow.
hahaha this is very funny.
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