Me: (On phone) Yeah. Definitely....We could see a movie or something....Yeah, I have some good ones....Inception?....Cool. What time you think?
Cat: Meow! Meow! Meow!
Me: (On phone) Hold on. (To Cat) What?!
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: (To Cat) Are you kidding me?! (On phone) Hey, sorry. Turns out my cat has worms and I gotta take him in to the vet.....Yeah. He's not mine......Hello?.....Hello?
Cat: Meow meow meow, meow meow.
Me: Shut up! I wasn't planning on marrying her! Get in the car.
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