Me: Hey Cat. Happy valentines day.
Cat: Meow. Meow meow meow meow.
Me: Aw. Cat, you didn't have to get me anything.
(-Cat leads Mike to the other side of the room. A piece of poop lays on the floor-)
Me: Cat!?
(-Cat runs away-)
Me: Yeah. Right. Happy valentines day my ass.
CONVERSATIONS WITH A CAT
A story about a man and a cat. The cat holds a link to his past. A link that led him to be stuck with the cat till the end of his life. Together they must deal with the hate they each have towards each other, while solving the daily mysteries of life.
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Doctor? Who?
(-Mike is in a suit similar to the eleventh Doctor in 'Doctor Who' running around the house-)
Me: Cat?!
Cat: Meow?!
Me: Cat! My sonic screwdriver! Quick!
(-Cat runs up to Mike with a screwdriver in his mouth. Mike grabs it and points it at the door-)
.......
(-the doorbell rings. Mike and Cat look at each other-)
Cat: Meow?
(-Mike opens the door-)
Pizza Man: Are you Michael?
Me: No....tell him Cat.
Cat: Meow meow, meow.
Me: Exactly. I'm the Doctor.
..............
Me: Yes, I'm Michael. Give me that.
(-Mike grabs the pizza and shuts the door-)
Me: Cat?!
Cat: Meow?!
Me: Cat! My sonic screwdriver! Quick!
(-Cat runs up to Mike with a screwdriver in his mouth. Mike grabs it and points it at the door-)
.......
(-the doorbell rings. Mike and Cat look at each other-)
Cat: Meow?
(-Mike opens the door-)
Pizza Man: Are you Michael?
Me: No....tell him Cat.
Cat: Meow meow, meow.
Me: Exactly. I'm the Doctor.
..............
Me: Yes, I'm Michael. Give me that.
(-Mike grabs the pizza and shuts the door-)
Thursday, January 31, 2013
In Class
(-Mike is sitting in class and his phone rings. He bends down and answers it-)
Me: Hello?
Cat: (over phone) Meow.
Me: Cat, I'm in class!
(-Mike hangs up and straightens back in his chair-)
Me: Wait, what?!
Me: Hello?
Cat: (over phone) Meow.
Me: Cat, I'm in class!
(-Mike hangs up and straightens back in his chair-)
Me: Wait, what?!
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Reverse Psychology
Me: Hey Cat. I have some left over eggs. Do you want 'em?
Cat: Meow.
(-Cat uses his paw and dumps the eggs all over the floor-)
Cat: Meow.
Me: What do you mean disgusting? I'll eat them if you don't.
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: Shut up. You know I'm trying to watch my weight.
Cat: Meow.
(-Cat uses his paw and dumps the eggs all over the floor-)
Cat: Meow.
Me: What do you mean disgusting? I'll eat them if you don't.
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: Shut up. You know I'm trying to watch my weight.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Excuses, Excuses
Cat: Meow.
Me: Hey buddy. I'm working on the web series.
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: I know I was supposed to have it up two years ago. I got busy.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Me: Shut up. You don't even know what that means.
Me: Hey buddy. I'm working on the web series.
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: I know I was supposed to have it up two years ago. I got busy.
Cat: Meow, meow.
Me: Shut up. You don't even know what that means.
Monday, January 28, 2013
Weeds
Me: She's gone. You can come out now.
(-Cat crawls out of a hole in the wall-)
Cat: Meow?
Me: No. She just wanted her box set of Weeds back.
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: I know. Finished it yesterday....high-five.
(-Mike holds up his hand. Cat looks at it, and turns away-)
Me: Right.
(-Cat crawls out of a hole in the wall-)
Cat: Meow?
Me: No. She just wanted her box set of Weeds back.
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: I know. Finished it yesterday....high-five.
(-Mike holds up his hand. Cat looks at it, and turns away-)
Me: Right.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
She's Back?
(-Door rings-)
Me: Cat! Can you get that?!..........Cat?!........Cat!
(-Mike runs downstairs where Cat is staring at his ex-owner/Mike's ex-girlfriend at the door-)
Cat: Meow.
Me: My sentiments exactly.
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